I did as well, But although there are similarities this ain’t like no kind of “Species” you’ve ever seen believe that! “Splice” is far more intelligent & has something to say about how far man should go when he feels like playing God. There are those of you who saw the trailer & said “It’s Species”. I figured it out about halfway through as should any fan of this type of movie.Īll that being said though, “Splice” is a really atmospheric sci-fi spookshow. And to be “frank” (betcha’ don’t get that one either huh?) I didn’t like the ending too much. The movie is not especially gory either but when it decides to ratchet up the blood quotient it does so nicely. There are two “WTF” scenes in the movie that had the audience groaning in disgust & laughing at the same time, You’ll know what they are when they come up. I’m not going to say much more about the plot except to mention a few salient points. What they get is a sort of combination of a Lizard, Frog, Bird, but most importantly.human creature. And what comes out when it does? The Saint would call what I’m about to write a “Spoiler” but it’s been in all of the commercials already. In a couple of days they find themselves with a full sized “Eggsack” that’s ready to hatch. Unfortunately like the Saint always says “You can’t trust a woman” cuz’ that little fertilized bitch not only doesn’t die but grows at an incredible rate. Clive is aghast at her actions but is reassured by Elsa that it will probably die immediately. Well, Suffice it to say that once we turn that corner Elsa decides that since the experiment is pretty much over, why can’t she try one last quick idea before the corporation closes down their shop? She injects human DNA into one of the extra eggs they had created but not fertilized yet. Are you curious about what’s next? Great! That’s what movies of this genre should try to adhere to…Keep their audiences curious about what’s around the next corner. At this point in this review I should point out that I was not blown away by what was happening on screen but I was interested in what Natali’s next move would be & to me that is the mark of a good movie. I’m not going to spoil what happens at the big unveiling (The Saint believes that those who like to post “spoilers” in their reviews should be left with him for 15 delicious minutes of torture to shut em’ up) but I believe it’s safe to say it doesn’t go well for either duo. But Clive & Elsa have convinced their corporate backers that they have made a breakthrough & are ready to display the creatures to interested investors… At least as beautiful as these ugly suckers can get. When they are introduced to each other, a sort of “Getting to know you” ritual takes place & it actually is quite beautiful to witness. Remember the giant maggot from the nightmare sequence in Cronenberg’s “The Fly”? Well then you have an idea of how they look. What they have created are 2 sentient “Blobs” of protoplasm that they name “Fred” & “Ginger” (I’m not explaining that one either people)! They are both very “Cronenbergian” in their look. If I gotta explain that to you creeps then stop reading this now! Did I mention they are genetic scientists? Sorry about that… They have completed what some thought was impossible, Created life.Ī new kind of life mind you but life nevertheless. The film stars Adrian Brody (Fuck his Oscar.Dig that nose)!! & Sarah “Dawn Of The Dead” Polley as two scientists who also happen to be lovers who also happen to be named Elsa & Clive. Named “Dren”, the creature rapidly develops from a deformed female infant into a beautiful but dangerous winged human-chimera, who forges a bond with both of her creators – only to have that bond turn deadly.ĭirector Vincenzo Natali’s (Cube) new Sci-Fi/Horror opus “Splice” opens today & although the Saint has already seen it about a month ago (I have some dark connections people), I saved my review for today cuz’ I know you guys were waiting for it…. Elsa and Clive, two young rebellious scientists, defy legal and ethical boundaries and forge ahead with a dangerous experiment: splicing together human and animal DNA to create a new organism.
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